Milky mummy tits

When breasts are enlarged due to milk production during pregnancy.

“My girlfriend is pregnant”
Drage: “corr, send us a pic of those milky mummy tits”

by Drages11 December 4, 2020

Spooky Mumzy

The kind of mother that will dress up and prepare for halloween but ignore every trick or treater.

Spooky Mumzy is back at it again, rejecting kids.

by Stinkybozo January 18, 2021

mud mummy

When you're having anal sex, you pull your dick out with shit on it, you wrap it in toilet paper and put it back in.

Guy 1: It was a real good time with my girl, she was a real mud mummy. Guy 2: Jesus christ that's disgusting...

by NootNootProductionz February 7, 2021

Porcupine mumble

To perform oral copulation on a female

Nicolas asked Kimberly if she was in the mood for the porcupine mumble?

by Redneckology May 9, 2021

your.mums.left.b00bie

An amazing wonderful mutual who posts funny shit on tiktok ♡

Someone: "Damn, have you heard of your.mums.left.b00bie?"
Someone else: "No, what do they post?"
Someone: "They post funny shit on tiktok, duh."

by mrworldwidesslimeyvulva <3 September 12, 2021

asthmatic mumble

‘Asthmatic Mumble’ also commonly referred to as fat retard, makes everyone mentally insane from the mumbles he annunciates. Don’t bother confronting this man, if you see him, run the other way and call law enforcement

Asthmatic mumble will commit a series of crimes with his stubby chode and a poo stained lightsaber

by penis envy November 22, 2021

Mrs.Mumaw

Mrs. Mumaw is the best teacher in the world

Look at it’s Mrs.Mumaw she is the best teacher ever I always look up to her

by Jaimie November 23, 2021