The Bloody BJ

When you hollow out a pickle, put cream sauce in the pickle then finish it off with hot sauce.

Person 1: What the fuck even is that? Person 2: That's just the bloody BJ

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mud mummy

When you're having anal sex, you pull your dick out with shit on it, you wrap it in toilet paper and put it back in.

Guy 1: It was a real good time with my girl, she was a real mud mummy. Guy 2: Jesus christ that's disgusting...

by NootNootProductionz February 08, 2021

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When you fart on thermal camera, and it shows up in the thermal imaging.

Person 1: *farts in the cold in front of thermal camera

Person 2: WTF?

Person 2: Yep, that's one of those foxtail farts.

by NootNootProductionz February 13, 2021

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