Jakebeard

An ideal beard, perfect and glorious in it's facial warmth and splendor

Women can't grow a Jakebeard, since they can't handle the awesome

by Nickrofuckus April 30, 2008

jakey

a hard-core alcoholic

At the subway station there were some piss-reeking jakeys around.

by Simo November 13, 2003

Jakeing

The act of conspicuously staring at a girls butt

Guy 1 "Hey do you see that guy over there? I think he's Jakeing!"
Guy 2 "Yeah he is, look at his eyes, he's too obvious with it."
Guy 1 "He must think that girls got a great ass."

by Anguila May 7, 2015

Jakefaced

To be so keen to get a line inside you, you're prepared to slam your bare face against the soap dispenser without a note and snort away ending up with a face like a powdered doughnut.

Ah man I'm so excited I'm getting jakefaced tonight!

by Jakefaced_all_the_way September 19, 2018

Jakeva

A very loving, caring, passionate woman. She always puts others before herself and goes way above and beyond for those she loves . Jakeva is very beautiful inside and out and loves hard. She can be very sensitive but don't get on her bad side because you'll regret you ever lost her. Jakeva is very rare so once you find one, hold onto her and never let her go. She will change your life. She is great in bed but the world would never know because she looks so sweet and innocent. Get yourself a jakeva and wife her!! Jakeva will be the greatest thing that ever happened to you.

Damn, you're dating Jakeva? She's every man's dream!

by softhunny21 April 21, 2018

jakes head

A person with a huge cranium/really huge head

My best mate has a Jakes head

by Pepp3rmint January 5, 2018

jakenya

Jakenya is a loving and caring person she has been through more than you can think of she’s very funny and can brighten anyone’s days with her smile

Can you come jakenya

by Sjdjdjdjdjdjd February 1, 2020