by Thanosindisguise April 29, 2021
Get the Entry your pocketsmug. A tactic employed by Law Enforcement Officers in which the arresting officer/s ejaculate into the pockets of the suspect
by Atlantican7 March 30, 2022
Get the Pocket Jizzmug. Where you're so fucked up that you can't find whatever it is you're looking for. When you wake up in the morning and find it in the pocket that you swear you searched 300 times.
Man, I was so hammered last night I couldn't find that bag for anything. I passed out in my clothes and it was right there in the same pocket I swear I looked in. What a pocket debacle!
by Catapulter May 14, 2021
Get the Pocket debaclemug. A tactile stress relieving fidget toy specifically designed to help you find your smile hand made out of glass.
If I ever need a quick smile or some stress relief I know I can always count on my Pocket Pal to provide.
by Sir W. Played. March 25, 2022
Get the Pocket palmug. When your friend disappoints you and upon telling them you're disappointed they proceed to threaten you by saying they'll shit on your front porch and blame it on your dog.
Me: I'm so disappointed with your unoriginal joke.
Friend: I'll shit on your front porch and blame your dog!
Me: That's out of pocket.
Friend: I'll shit on your front porch and blame your dog!
Me: That's out of pocket.
by notyourmeemaw August 3, 2021
Get the Out of pocketmug. The release of excessive gas from the stomach or upper intestine (burping, belching) into ones own face mask.
Commonly a Hot Pocket carries warm, uncomfortably moist air. Results in the wafting taste and lingering smell of previously eaten or digested substances in the mask wearers face.
Commonly a Hot Pocket carries warm, uncomfortably moist air. Results in the wafting taste and lingering smell of previously eaten or digested substances in the mask wearers face.
by Retract3 January 13, 2021
Get the Hot Pocketmug. 