Entry your pockets

This means whoever wrote this is a dumbass

Entry your pockets now.

by Thanosindisguise April 29, 2021

Pocket Jizz

A tactic employed by Law Enforcement Officers in which the arresting officer/s ejaculate into the pockets of the suspect

Just as I was bringing her in I had to give her some of that pocket jizz

by Atlantican7 March 30, 2022

Pocket debacle

Where you're so fucked up that you can't find whatever it is you're looking for. When you wake up in the morning and find it in the pocket that you swear you searched 300 times.

Man, I was so hammered last night I couldn't find that bag for anything. I passed out in my clothes and it was right there in the same pocket I swear I looked in. What a pocket debacle!

by Catapulter May 14, 2021

Pocket pal

A tactile stress relieving fidget toy specifically designed to help you find your smile hand made out of glass.

If I ever need a quick smile or some stress relief I know I can always count on my Pocket Pal to provide.

by Sir W. Played. March 25, 2022

Out of pocket

When your friend disappoints you and upon telling them you're disappointed they proceed to threaten you by saying they'll shit on your front porch and blame it on your dog.

Me: I'm so disappointed with your unoriginal joke.
Friend: I'll shit on your front porch and blame your dog!
Me: That's out of pocket.

by notyourmeemaw August 3, 2021

Hot Pocket

Drew Bybee

Ole hot pocket ass

by Master_Bates October 6, 2013

Hot Pocket

The release of excessive gas from the stomach or upper intestine (burping, belching) into ones own face mask.

Commonly a Hot Pocket carries warm, uncomfortably moist air. Results in the wafting taste and lingering smell of previously eaten or digested substances in the mask wearers face.

"What the hell did I eat!? I just laid down a Hot Pocket and I'm suffocating!

Antonym: Dutch Oven

by Retract3 January 13, 2021