Twiteegically

Strategically using Twitter to help gain social influence & recognition.

Matt the once lame with no fame, used his ientsy teensy wittle brame to Twiteegically become a master ace of the once named Twitter social platform that has now magically capitalized into the newly reconstructed, terminology-like latin root/alphabetical letter that is the 24th in order from a-z give your applause too..... letter "X", whoa! Didn't see that one coming on did ya? Just shy of a bucksnort anda hoopty scoopy dog poopy. -Billbert out

by Spirit of the Phoenix August 24, 2023

Twatterplated

A female that talks about how good she is in bed , but isn't worth doin.

You're such a twatterplated hoe.if you were half as good as you think you are,you still wouldnt be worth doin

by Missguudpussy August 25, 2023

teitter

when you misspell “twitter”

my teitter account got banned for the fourth time today!
twitter*

by Thanks for the Backshots July 21, 2024

Twister

A straight person with exclusive sexual interest in opposite gender trans persons.

Ever since meeting Kaitlyn, Tom has been a twister.

by The Finn 777 July 24, 2024

Twisted

Means you are drunk and high on coke

And he is looking forward to seeing you and eating your pussy

Wow I am twisted

by Joe12993 July 26, 2024

Twattertarian

Generally synonymous or related to 'Twatter', 'OffendItarian' and 'OffendAtarian'. (Similarly related to 'Political Correctness,' Woke Comedy', (an idiotic 'oxymoron',presumably derived from 'Moron'?) The word itself, originating from a rather clever and slightly smug blend of Twatter', and the type of 'Offensive Vegetarian' that you find seated next to you at a wedding dinner and scowling because you prefer the 'Chicken' option. Not an honest, quid pro quo and empathetic Vegetarian, like me Mum, who cooks us all a superb Sunday roast lamb dinner at her home , with her own vegetarian option, and quite rightly expects and receives the same sort of respect, empathy and consideration as She shows to us, or 'quid pro quo' if you prefer, in our homes. A Twattertarian is the dominant ignorant minority, the sort of ignorant Twat that would quicky re-TWEET in stead of re-SEARCHING first. They generally are the type of extremely ignorant minority twat that has the loudest voice and have been making, and continue to make, life miserable for all humanity. Live just one day in the shoes of other Cultures or Tribes, with all Classes, before you stick your destructive nose in, eh?

Why are the the lives/society of the vast majority of decent, honest and peaceful 'equatorial minded' people, who simply want to lead happy, secure and empathetic 'live-and-let-live' lives, made so miserable by the conflicts created by the absurdly disproportionately loud, influential and controlling minority of Twattertarians from the 'North' & South Poles? Simply put, why is it always just one person that spoils the party for everyone else?

by idiocracy62 August 16, 2024

Twistecian

The winner of the two men who challenge each other to a testicle twisting dual. Two guys willingly drop their pants and each one grabs ahold of the opponents testicles. They each scream like baboons and then twist as hard as they can. Whichever one still has working genitals after the match is the Twistecian.

Bill will never have children since the Twistecian completely removed his testicles and ate them.

by King boogy December 13, 2023