robert ferry

A individual who has high levels of autism and is below the height of 5’5.

Look at that guy running away with all those kids what a Robert ferry.

by Charliehhhgfgj February 16, 2022

Rubber-banding

The handicap given to CPUs in racing video games when one or more human players is ahead. This often plagues the less experienced human player, as they will be passed up by CPUs moving absurdly fast in an effort to maintain close proximity to the farther ahead human player.

Jordan is always so far ahead in Mario Kart that I need stars AND mushrooms just to match the speed that rubber-banding gives to the last place CPU.

by Zenothys February 16, 2022

Robert

A very small white man who likes kids. In fact Robert likes kids so much he makes EDP look like a Saint. He doesn't need a cup cake to meet a 12 year old. He will go for not only girls but boys too. Robert likes kids so much he doesn't discriminate. He's also pale and gay

Yo don't be Robert she's 12.

by Teeznuts February 19, 2022

Robert from Microsoft

He will email you about your Xbox

Hello, I am Robert from Microsoft report. We were alerted that there is a virus on your Xbox One and I am going to help you through the process of getting it removed. If you could call me as soon as you see this message that would be great as I am available all day today. The sooner we can get the virus removed the better it will be for your safety.

by painpob February 21, 2022

robbiery

A sexy way of robbing, while also being named Robbie. Therefore, a robbiery

Man 1: "hey did you hear there was a robbiery at the bank"
Man 2: "damn that must've been a crazy sexy robbiery"

by pee man 69 February 22, 2022

robert parker-tyrrel

Robert Parker Tyrell has a tiny todger full of nob cheese. he gets absolutely no pussy. no girl would ever go near his tiny shrimp dick, only his uncle was interested 👀. He enjoys maths and prostitution. he is clearly just a 60 year old disguised as a 15 year old so he can nonce on all the younger people. you can tell by his receding hairline and the fact that once again, he enjoys maths.

robert parker-tyrrell is an absolute nonce

by kiddy fiddler 80246 March 3, 2022

Roberted

A friend of mine who is a big big mongoose and a rat

And it means that he's becoming dumber

Dam every day I get Roberted one by one.

by DiaTheFriendOfRobert March 4, 2022