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So fucking twisted 

When someone refers themselves to being so fucking twisted it means they're absolutely fucking flying. Which is also known as being severely under the influence of drugs. In other words you're very fucking high. Normally this happens after the exhale of a fat pipe of top quality crack cocaine.

Nothing comes close to the feeling of being in the complete state of pure euphoric bliss when exhaling a pipe of crack.

Which is also known as the term "Crackgasm".

This is as close as you're getting to an orgasm, without the pissing about and wasting your valuable time of any sexual activities.

Time is money, stop wasting it.
Smoke a pipe for complete and utter satisfaction!

Now let's play a game of "Pass the crack pipe!"

The aim of the game is to get as twisted as you can. Achieving that, you win the game.

Jay goes first.
Her: "Can I make a pipe please Jamie? Sure you don't mind?"

Him: "Yeah 'course man, you don't need to ask. Just help yourself. I love seeing you so fucking twisted, G."
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Ghost Fucking 

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Fat fucking ludge 

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That girl is such a fat fucking ludge.
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Ankle Fucking 

The act of joining ankles and someone shoving a girthy, sustainable, moist penis inside the gap.
I was ankle fucking my girlfriend under the bleachers last night! Hurray! She said they are sore now!
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This “Insert NHL team” just got Kyle Fucking Connor’d

fat fucking tits 

Breasts of the large variety, normally that of a woman's. Can sometimes be that of a man's.
That guy's got fat fucking tits.