school shooter 11s 

Typically refers to cheap shoes (Nike, Sketchers) that you would imagine seeing from under the door before he blasts the door open.

"Check out the new Nikes!"
"Man, I could imagine you shootin' up the school in those."
"Yeah, I guess these are kind of school shooter 11s, huh?"

school shooter 11s by Freeth August 4, 2017

school computer 

A computer that the school sends you.

What you are bound to get in a school computer:

Old hardware

Bad Antivirus software

Extremely strict parental controls

The inability to download anything

Internet Explorer

An old integrated graphics card

The desire to buy a more powerful PC and then break your school computer over one of the teachers' heads

The desire to force the school to pay for said PC

"Uggh, this school computer is shit. I can't even change the background"

"Dude, I feel your pain. "

"Fuck this piece of shit. I'm gonna go save up for a better computer"

"Yeah, me too."

school computer by Myswea T. Balls April 2, 2010

School Wifi

a piece of shit. The router is a total trash can which someone has previously shat in.

Person 1: School wifi is shit!
Person 2: True

School Wifi by TheExtremeEvoker September 7, 2018

school horniness 

To be majorly horny at school. To want sex with a fellow student.

Peter gives me a bad case of school horniness. I always have a need for him when I see him.

school horniness by Lbooks93 November 29, 2006

school buddies

friends only in school. can be new friends, or old friends, but the only time you see them...is at school. school buddies can turn into regular buddies, but until you hang out with them outside of school for a minimum of three occasions, they are still school buddies.

person1: man...now that schools over..i miss my school buddies

person2: yeah, dont you have any of their numbers? give em a call!

person1: totally! imma call...hmm...no im too much of a pussy

school buddies by jneill July 28, 2007

School bike

The girl everyone rode at school. Basically, the easiest girl to get laid with and the one all the boys used for a quick, easy fuck.

An easy lay.

The school slut.

Hey, do you know that girl Linda, she's was screwing Peter on Monday and on Friday whe was screwing Paul. Last I heard she was screwing Angie's boyfriend Tom....

Yeh, she's the school bike.

School bike by Truth Chap October 10, 2009

school hopping 

Climbing on top of public and/or private school roofs with buddies.

Usually different schools have different difficulty levels: level 1 schools having easy access to rooftops and level 69 schools being the hardest to escalate.

An example of a level 1 school would be queen of apostles school. an example of a level 69 school would be stanford.

Tylur: yo dude let's go school hopping tonight, we gonna hella conquer lincoln high school!

Carlitos: yeah dude we can piss from on top of the roof afterwards yo

school hopping by Karlinski January 15, 2009