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beans greens potatoes tomatoes

A sentence about what your grandmother is going to make for thanksgiving
Grandma whatcha making for thanksgiving

I got beans greens potatoes tomatoes lamb rams hog dog chicken turkey YOU NAMMMMEEE ITTT

Mr. Pootato Head 

A sexual intercourse maneuver whereby the male places a set of oversized sunglasses on the female's upper buttocks when in the "doggy style" position, and then proceeds to insert his member into the female's anus. Thus giving the impression that the male is receiving a blow-job in which the female anus acts as a mouth when paired with the oversized sunglasses.
I achieved the Mr. Pootato head. It literally looked like her butthole was giving me oral pleasures.

mashed pootatoes 

Mashed POO-ta-TOES

The act of shitting in the shower, then mashing the poo down the drain with one's toes to destroy the evidence.
Jill enters the shower and says: "Why does it smell like shit in here?!"

Jack: "Sorry, I couldn't hold it. I had to do the mashed pootatoes."
mashed pootatoes by o2bsoulman February 9, 2010
–verb (used without object), -tat·ed, -tat·ing
1. the action of doing nothing;
2. like vegetate ... but more starchy.
3. What couch potatoes do.
I'm gonna just sit back and potate.

I've been potating all day, I really should go do something productive.

In lieu of getting more exercise, rosie o'donnell potated her way to obesity

At the end of a long day, I like to come home and potate the night away
Potate by LocoPolloEnFuego June 27, 2011

potatoshop 

Digital arts community slang for Adobes Photoshop package, also referred to as tattyswap.
Did you make that in potatoshop?

no, i used Artrage, good huh?
potatoshop by goosewing January 3, 2005

POTATOES 

Why are you searching up potatoes on urban dictionary? Why am I writing this? What am I doing with my life?
POTATOES r cool
POTATOES by JHONNAY June 30, 2020