fairy god faggot

A small fairy who will fly into girls rooms at night and tap them with her anti-dick stick and POOF that girl is a lesbian

Girl: i think i might like girls
Mom: oh shit, the fairy god faggot must've tapped you with her anti-dick stick i your sleep.
Girl: mom, wtf are you on
Mom: I swear im not on anything thats just how this sht happens
Girl: yeah......

by Haidee21 March 22, 2016

God Damn it Gavin

Whenever Gavin says something sexual or racist you gotta say God damn it Gavin

"Gavin SAYS" FUCKING NIGGA BITCH "crowd" says god damn It Gavin

by Gelindoria May 9, 2019

Ew My God

Combination of "ew" and "oh my god." Used when someone is both grossed out and surprised by something.

"Ew my god! She asked an eighth grader to winter formal?!"

by curso February 4, 2008

Thank God for Mississippi

Mississippi is stereotyped as being at the top of bad categories (crime), and at the bottom of good categories (education). "Thank God for Mississippi" is often used in relief, because statistically speaking, Mississippi will be worse off than your state.

When he got the new rankings of primary education by state, the state superintendent of education exclaimed "Thank God for Mississippi" in relief.

by koalaroo May 26, 2008

Super Saiyan God

The new super saiyan transformation that's going to appear in the new Dragon Ball Z movie. Goku will be the one that achieves it (much to the disappointment of Vegeta fan boys.)

Goku fan boy: Dude, did you know that Goku transforms into a super saiyan god?

Vegeta fan boy: INCONCIEVABLE!!! Akira Toriyam needs to stop trolling Vegeta!

by I'mAddictedToUrbanDictionary March 22, 2013

God of War Complex

A syndrome induced upon cocky video gamers when faced with an insurmountable challenge in any given game. God of War Complex originally derives from a mildly difficult block jumping stage of the popular Playstation 2 game "God of War" where even skilled gamers could lose their cool if they repeatedly failed at completing it. God of War Complex takes its most extreme form when the gamer gives up altogether after failing to complete the given challenge. In instances such as this the game has essentially "beaten" the player and no justification or excuses can compensate for this fact. God of War Complex is often the result of a combination of not having nice thumb game, childish tendencies and a knack for making up excuses when one is unable to succeed.

-Where is Ace? I thought we were gonna play this new game...
-He couldnt beat the first level so he went home and said it was wack.
-Wow, I didn't realize how bad his God of War Complex was...

by Paperboy215 April 7, 2010

pray to the porcelain god

*Idiom*

The state of a drunken person who is vomiting into a toilet (porcelain orifice) or incapacitated and nauseated to the point of being unable to get up off the floor after vomiting in the bathroom.

Last time I got drunk I had to pray to the porcelain god all night.

by bisque October 26, 2010