shaft eater 

someone who smokes the pole or in other words one who sucks dick

You gay shaft eater sons a bitches.

shaft eater by THE CLIT COMMANDER May 13, 2005

Fetus Eater 

The act of eating, consuming or being accused of eating a fetus.

"You flaming Fetus Eater!"

Fetus Eater by Ruby January 24, 2005

eating the cat 

eating out of the pussy

You: Wanna play some bball?
Johnny: I am too busy eating the cat tonight
You: oh shit dawg.

eating the cat by bstsbitches October 21, 2010

eating while shitting 

The act of consuming food items and/or beverages while simultaneously releasing fecal matter into the toilet. One of the glorious freedoms that we all can try and enjoy.

Joe: Why did John just take his 12" sub sandwich into the bathroom?
Kevin: dude. John is always eating while shitting. Efficiency man!

Joe: *tears of admiration* bless that man.

eating while shitting by brobbinso January 25, 2016

Your mom eats rye bread in the shower

Your mom eating rye bread in the shower is when your mom eats rye bread while taking a shower.

Your mom eats rye bread in the shower

Your mom eats rye bread in the shower by Buddyjjl November 3, 2011

eater 

1. A person who is eating.

2. A fat chick.

3. Someone who performs oral sex.

1. Look at that eater, chowing down on KFC.

2. Look at that eater, showing off her big tits in that low cut top, hanging out at the bar hoping for a hogger to come take her home.

3. She's such a great eater - she can make me blow it in three minutes usually.

eater by PMax March 9, 2008

box eater 

eatage of a woman's vajayjay. Common term for lesbians.

"Megan, you are my number one box eater."

box eater by hookahwhore March 21, 2009