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dick holding by Rod Levi May 10, 2018
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Dick tree
Something you might call a lead guitarist of a Canadian rock band from the 70s and who may or may not be a drunk male prostitute.
Ricky: “You got enough money? here’s another dollar .36 there ‘dick tree’.
Alex: “Can’t believe I’m picking this stuff up...”
Alex: “Can’t believe I’m picking this stuff up...”
Dick tree by Captain Crink August 8, 2019
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Lead Dick
Tom: James control your lead dick! That's the third pair of pants you ripped today.
James: I know, if only they had a pill to do the opposite of Viagra.
James: I know, if only they had a pill to do the opposite of Viagra.
Lead Dick by 900000000000000 February 24, 2009
insta-dick
"Why do you hate Chris?"
"He's never done anything to me.. But he's nasty to my friend so I don't like him."
"Why is he mean to her?"
"I have no idea! He USED to be nice to her... and then one day, BAM, insta-dick!"
"He's never done anything to me.. But he's nasty to my friend so I don't like him."
"Why is he mean to her?"
"I have no idea! He USED to be nice to her... and then one day, BAM, insta-dick!"
insta-dick by kendra_123 January 7, 2010
Telephone dick
Guy 1: "Whoa that looks like my dick"
Guy 2: "Dude, that's a telephone"
Guy 1: "Yeah, I have a telephone dick"
Guy 2: "Dude, that's a telephone"
Guy 1: "Yeah, I have a telephone dick"
Telephone dick by Sonicpanda September 7, 2010
Swingin' Dick Heavy
The action of seriously owning an individual.
To totally destroy someone in a fight even though they brought their "friends" to help out.
To go about your business of kickin' ass and takin' names without even caring.
To totally destroy someone in a fight even though they brought their "friends" to help out.
To go about your business of kickin' ass and takin' names without even caring.
Guy 1: Holy crap! Did you just see that fight?!
Guy 2: Yeah man, that one dude was swingin' dick heavy! He totally messed that douche-bag up!
Guy 1: Oh shit, I think I found part of his ear...
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Inmate 1: What're you in for?
Inmate 2: Oh you know, I got caught swingin' dick heavy on some guy.
Inmate 1: Don't lie to me. If you were really swingin' dick heavy, you would've destroyed the cops too.
Guy 2: Yeah man, that one dude was swingin' dick heavy! He totally messed that douche-bag up!
Guy 1: Oh shit, I think I found part of his ear...
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Inmate 1: What're you in for?
Inmate 2: Oh you know, I got caught swingin' dick heavy on some guy.
Inmate 1: Don't lie to me. If you were really swingin' dick heavy, you would've destroyed the cops too.
Swingin' Dick Heavy by NeiLTheReaLDeaL March 2, 2011
eraser dick
A guy who has such a nice penis or is so good in bed that it erases all the bad qualitities about him and you keep going back despite the bad stuff.
eraser dick by Survivors of Eraser Dicks February 19, 2014