A Canada cream pie is a sexual act in which the male puts maple syrup in either the vagina or the asshole and strokes it till completion. Then eats out the woman (or man) for a tasty Canada cream pie.
Dude 1: I’m so hungry and horny rn!
Dude 2: I don’t have much in my pantry, but I do have some syrup. Want a Canada cream pie?
Dude 1: hell yes dude!
Dude 2: I don’t have much in my pantry, but I do have some syrup. Want a Canada cream pie?
Dude 1: hell yes dude!
by Brendawg Jones January 12, 2024
 Get the Canada cream piemug.
Get the Canada cream piemug. While bending over and tying his shoe in the prison yard, little Ricky's cream canal was filled by Maurice.
by QueenB85 February 3, 2017
 Get the Cream Canalmug.
Get the Cream Canalmug. by justinjustout July 27, 2021
 Get the Room For Creammug.
Get the Room For Creammug. "I love BLACKPINK's new MV called "ice cream" with Selena! Best collaboration ever! :)"
"Wow! Did you listen to the song? How was it?"
"Wow! Did you listen to the song? How was it?"
by UV:) September 11, 2020
 Get the ice creammug.
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 Get the Carolina cream piemug.
Get the Carolina cream piemug. The curse of calamity; uttering the words "cream of mushroom" invokes a wrathful curse upon the world. Each time it is uttered, something bad happens to someone in the world.
Example 1
Guy 1: hey jackass, I'm gonna beat the shit out of you
Guy 2: cream of mushroom.
Guy 1 was then mauled to death by a bear in a gruesome manner.
Example 2
Guy 1: none can stop me now. I am the definition of godliness. Fall beneath me; cream of mushroom.
The world was then slowly ripped apart as the sky began to fall and magma charred the earth, leaving no survivors.
Guy 1: hey jackass, I'm gonna beat the shit out of you
Guy 2: cream of mushroom.
Guy 1 was then mauled to death by a bear in a gruesome manner.
Example 2
Guy 1: none can stop me now. I am the definition of godliness. Fall beneath me; cream of mushroom.
The world was then slowly ripped apart as the sky began to fall and magma charred the earth, leaving no survivors.
by KodakBlack'sbuttcrack December 11, 2023
 Get the Cream of Mushroommug.
Get the Cream of Mushroommug. by LV TV February 2, 2024
 Get the Cream Cheesemug.
Get the Cream Cheesemug.