crack waxer

there are people who believe that they are so special that their shit does not smell. They are so obsessed with their self image in cocktail bars, fancy restaurants, places to be seen. They can't see how artificial they are. To stop their shit sticking they wax the crack of their ass

you are a person found hiding behind designer labels and insecurity, transparent, self important, selfish people who believe they are above anyone else. Go wax your ass, you crack waxer

ignorant, snob, self, self, self

by cider army February 8, 2008

Crack Triangle

when three men/women put they're butts together as a male puts his penis inside and out them again and again until the male has to ejaculate, as he aims for the middle

A: I heard dave got lucky at the party
B: I heard he had a Crack Triangle with three women
A: Nice!

by Honkykong13241324 July 1, 2011

Trivia Crack

If you're a nerd, you love this game.

If you're friends with a nerd who loves this game, you hate this game.

Trivia Crack. For nerds, and friends of nerds who are masochists.

by Ubeenbamboozledson December 29, 2021

Cracked

A video game term that your teammate says when the opponent is a at full heal

Teammate "There so Cracked / low"

by Phoenix_Birb February 24, 2022

cracking

To "crack", one must take upon a sexual act, lawfully or unlawfully upon a knownst friend.

cracking
"name 5 kanye songs or crack your hb"
"just crack him already but be careful he sensitive 💔🥀"
or
"how my bro looks at me after he pays for my food so i return the favor and lowkey crack his tight buh"

by CRACKINGLOVER67 August 2, 2025

MEND BUTT CRACK!

A spell that seals a man\woman’s butt crack shut causing the target to be unpegable and unable to shit, in theory this spell may be more dangerous and fatal than it’s counterpart spell “TESTICULAR TORSION”. Side note if someone casts testicular torsion on you then cast mend butt crack on them to use as leverage on them to untwist your testicle.

I cast mend butt crack!

by Mr Spoofy June 14, 2024

Cracked

When someone has gotten fucked ,or has just fucked someone else .

“I went home early just so I could get cracked by my boyfriend”

“Did you hear how Leah got cracked last night by Josh?”
“I heard she lets anyone crack her”

by Loveeee February 13, 2025