knownst

The present perfect form of the word "known".

If we, Team 3D, are put into a Subway commercial, we will be knownst to even the non cs-players

by Ruben Is Gay September 27, 2006

knownity

Something that is known but does not need to be spoken about. Something obvious.

It was a knownity that her ass is huge, but no one dare say it out loud!

by J Bitty August 11, 2018

knownothing

a knownothing is the complete and total opposite of a know-it-all. the knownothing sustains itself in social circles by pretending to know what they are talking about and backing up their arguments with nonexistent facts, in the hopes that the individual they are dialoging with are less educated than themselves.

when confronted by a know-it-all, there natural enemy, they become belligerent and any air of wise sophistication is abandoned in favor of insults and off-subject commentary.

Cliff Claven, the most popular and relevant knownothing of his time has been quoted saying things like:

"a pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes"

"White Out was invented by the mother of Mike Nesmith of the Monkees"

"The word samba means to rub navels together"

by Colony13 February 9, 2009

knownski

When something is completely obvious or known.

It is knownski that you like that girl.

by Millimoe March 24, 2009

knowitall knownothing

A person who acts like they know it all but prove they know nothing.

I paid attention to what they were saying, until i realized he was a knowitall knownothing. Then i told him to shut up.

by GrabControl May 9, 2015

Unknown knowns

Donald Rumsfeld pithy description of an old southern saying.

Rumsfeld says 'unknown knowns', down here we say, 'He's so fucking stupid, not only doesn't he know nothin', he don't even suspect it.'

by pshaw August 4, 2014