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straight trade

when a straight person looks gay or lesbian but is actually just straight
person one: that is one queer looking lady
person two: no linda’s straight as hell
person one: ohhhh so she’s straight trade
by bigbuttholekollins June 17, 2025
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Straight

an idiot that thinks only straight people can have kids.
My mom is bisexual not straight

My dad is pansexual not straight
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Straight yager

Mt dew and coca cola energy mixed together also known as Jesus water
Oh that tastes like straight yager
by The brick people October 25, 2020
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Straight Card

A person in a high energy group who decides to be much more clear headed, reasonable and serious than the others. May be regarded as a stiff, or a buzz kill when in reality: they're the most integral to the longevity and prosperity of the group. Is typically not the leader of a high energy group, but more of a guardian angel on the sidelines.
"Man, James is such a damn straight card. Bastard fought me for my keys that night. Yeah dude I was going to get us home safe. I only had like... eight small ones..."
by James The Chaperone February 23, 2025
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straight rage

Pretending to be straight but really being a closet homosexual.
Josh tried hitting on the girl at the party but his straight rage kicked in and he became flaccid.
by fliedlice October 20, 2015
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Fly straight

Fly straight means to live clean, to stay out of trouble and live an honest life. It also means to do the right thing.
I’m not lying and cheating on my wife Im going to fly straight.
by DifferentCloth November 25, 2024
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