A Wise Moose

A Wise Moose (Proper Noun) One who has reached maximum level of faggotry. To be a wise moose you must major in memeology from the college of 4 chan.

Yo man, I was about to bust a nut on that bitch but then you came in the room, you are a fucking A Wise Moose!

by Apex Mango April 7, 2015

I'm a Moose

I don't mind. Casual way of suggesting one's uncaring thoughts on a matter.

"Hey dude what do you wanna do later?"
"I don't know man, I'm a Moose."

by Higgs66 February 8, 2017

slippery little moose cactus

A term meant for hedgehogs or percupines. Small moose covered in spikes. Like a cactus.

Look at that slippery little moose cactus over there. He’s finna prick someone in the ass.

by Jackassmuthafucka03 November 2, 2017

Door open moose

Patented by TSN's Jeff "O-Dog" O'Neil, a "door open moose" refers to the act of leaving the bathroom door open or ajar during the act of "pooping". The term moose refers to the size of the donation.

"My wife is not impressed with me, I just did a door open moose". "Please close the door, no one wants to watch you door open moose"

by grittyt May 6, 2018

Doing a Moose

When you chime in a conversation with something of no relevance.

Guy 1 - dude last night was awesome!
Guy 2- yeah man unreal night, can’t believe how messy it was.
Moose - just caught a 16lbs trout with my new rod lads!

Guy 1 - He’s doing a moose again..

by Kberg_King February 1, 2019

Killed a moose

When you go to the bathroom but the aftermath is worse than expected, and the smell is horrible

Don't got into the restroom I killed a moose. I killed a moose therefore you sould give it sometime before you go in there.

by Killedthemooser May 11, 2019

big ting moose

Peng person who giz u a cig

Big ting moose around da corner go get stocked

by Dis lad December 17, 2019