Uno Jesus

Some guy named Jeusu? Is called uno Jesus? I guess.... Top G? nah, Top J.

Yo he's uno Jesus. Mans about to get crucified still but nah... Uno, you, you will die for your sins. He is Uno Jesus!

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mock Jesus

That car flew past me going mock Jesus.

mock Jesus by Tdtseit September 12, 2022

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literally just obi wan kenobi.

he looks like jesus.
he acts like jesus.
he is jesus.
he even has the high ground.

be like space jesus.

"its over anakin i have the high ground" - space jesus
"you underestimate my power" - fallen deciple

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A person who has God level instinct all the time or sometime.

Roger is Instinct Jesus; he escaped a life-threatening accident.

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That guy is a Blimp Jesus with that woman.

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holy bong hits
freedom of speech

'lets take bong hits for jesus until we reach higher enlightenment'

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When Christians lie to your face but it's ok because it's done the name Jesus. Usually a Southern term.

That women told me Jesus could heal my broken leg and I don't need a cast. She was lyin' for Jesus.

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