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coolstorymybro 

Someone who is an absolute woke queen. They are scared of the government, and wears a tin foil hat just Incase their minds are read. They tend to be amazing at flirting and seducing. Also the queen of TikTok and the use of XD.
P1: omg i heard the government is trying to read our minds!
P2: omg what r u sure
P1: yes
P2: coolstorymybro!
coolstorymybro by anonymous February 3, 2019
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CoolProgrammer 

The biggest bot of all of minehut (loves being patted for some odd reason)
ElmoPog is CoolProgrammer’s favorite patter!
CoolProgrammer by ElmoPog July 10, 2021
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Another way to say chillin’ and mostly popular among preppy folks in the DMV and surrounding areas.
Q. Wassup????
A. Just coolan

Man, this weekend was dope, here's a picture of me Southside coolan...

chillin’ chilling unwinding relaxing
coolan by Kerrmmittt October 22, 2015

Gacha Cooler 

A Gacha Cooler is a non-heat Gacha community member. A Gacha Cooler is against gacha heat.
"Ew, is that a gacha heater? Time to call my Gacha Cooler friends."
Gacha Cooler by obsessedwithspace January 18, 2021

cooler dumping 

The act of saturating oneself (and potentially others)with urine. Usually while drunk.
I got so hammered I cooler dumped on myself last night.
He ain't no cooler dumper.
JT cooler dumped on me last night.
One more beer and I may dump my cooler
Look She's Coolering on the couch.
I am skilled in the arts of cooler dumping.
cooler dumping by TKE January 11, 2009

CoolGuyKai 

CoolGuyKai
CoolGuy -

A "CoolGuy", followed by their name, is a term/nickname used for a person who has been caught or is known to be a predator of underage girls.
They are generally in their mid 20s to early 30s yet have the mentality of a 14 year old, which matches their taste in little girls.
They use the term CoolGuy as it helps lure in impressionable teen girls, making them them think they're a nice person they could totally be best friend with.
CoolGuy's are perpetually stuck in High School and refuse to grow up or date people of their own age, particularly because anyone with a fully developed brain can see that it's morally wrong to date underage girls when you're an adult (especially if they also happen to be parents themselves and/or have guardianship of an underage girl).
CoolGuy's tend to specifically target girls who have a troubled home/family life and/or suffer mental health issues because CoolGuy's know that the more broken a teenage girl is, the easier they are to manipulate and groom till they reach the legal age of consent in their state so they can then persue a sexual relationship with the teen.
"Hey, did you hear about that YouTuber who sent nudes of himself to 16 year old girls when he was 24? Then had sex with one of them within weeks of them turning 18, after having befriended them at 14 and even taking on a guardianship role!? what a sick bastard!"
"Yep, that's CoolGuyKai AKA Laineybot, apparently they even used the poor girls virginity as a bargaining chip with their husband, CoolGuyJames AKA Onison, then accused the girl of raping them both, at the same time!".
CoolGuyKai by deadendjustice93 October 1, 2019
Coolism is the mojo, aura, attitude that makes a person cool.
Shelia has the coolism of 60’s chick.
Coolism by Dragonlady58 December 13, 2020