Apple

Once i ate an apple and my dicc shrunk to the size of an ant i ate another. And it became the size of a fucking train hide ur girl i rek her puss puss i name it osama bin laden eat apples and get a big red apple dick
-Biggie cheez

Big. Red apple dick

by Biggie cheez August 30, 2017

crack apple

Just as a candied apple is made, A crack apple is first assembled by taking a nice large shiny red apple and shoving a popsicle stick in it. Next you must take a 9 inch skillet and place it over a vat of lard on low flame. Place the perferred crack serium (baking soda, Some of that shiny fish scale scama shit, and a lil love). Brew it until the oily cheese starts forming on the top. Dip and rotate the apple until the cheese coats and cools to a urine/amber color. Removing the core is optional, but must be replaced by either more crack or candy.

Trick or treat in the ghetto can be rewarding, Candies, chocolate and crack apples are abundant on hslloween!

by fo zum April 26, 2009

Apple DBD Racism

Being racist to people who use apple products in ‘Dead by Daylight’

While I was playing, I experienced casual Apple DBD Racism!”

by BdBalls November 12, 2023

apple

guys if you don't know what an apple is, you're dumb

hey look an apple

by yourmomandmeat12 December 8, 2017

Bone apple tea

Y'all stop slandering my language. It's bon appétit not bone apple tea or bone apple teeth or idk what bitches it's Bon appétit, get it right. Fucking Americans I swear y'all ruin everything.

"Wow you're such a good cook babe. Well bone apple tea I guess?"

"IT'S BON APPÉTIT BITCH IM GETTING A DIVORCE. JE HAIS LES AMÉRICAINS "

by Frenchhoeing December 18, 2016

That's fine --- I love apples

What you smilingly reply when someone says, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away".

Children with a sweet tooth are not so likely to say, "That's fine --- I love apples" as kiddos who have been raised on a whole-foods diet.

by QuacksO March 10, 2021

Apple Time

The span of time in which one consumes apples and apple-related products.

Fella 1: "Dude, it's apple Time."
Fella 2: *fist bump*
Fella 3: "If you say apple time one more time you're out of my class"
Fella 1: "Apple time"
Fella 3 ascends into heaven

by turkey fingers November 1, 2018