Ham in the Trunk 

Back door entry, doggie style

Steven: My fanny is sore 'cause of the ham in my trunk last night
William is sure uptight... Well yea its been a while since hes had a ham in the trunk!!

Ham in the Trunk by Joepasaurus April 2, 2008

posted at the tilt 

(verb) act of relaxing in your home, crib, house. called tilt due to the fact that most people's roof is slanted in a tilted angle.

What u up to?
~Nothing much man, just posted at the tilt.

posted at the tilt by DBLUNT August 8, 2008

man in the trunk 

it a term used to talk about having speakers in your trunk and its sounds like some one is trying to kick out

"young dro ain't playin wit it i'm the freshest in the land wit it trunk sound like it got a man in the trunk"

man in the trunk by bluebolt October 14, 2008

bank in the tank 

Receiving money for the purpose of saving it for an indefinite period of time. A catchier derivative of money in the bank. Also pertains to the use of the word bank to mean money itself, rather than a place money. "Tank," in this case, refers to one's wallet, an actual bank, or any other place where money is kept. "Bank in the tank," like money in the bank, can also refer to reliability of an event. Often associated with ghetto terminology.

Yo just got paid, bank in the tank!

bank in the tank by wordondastreet October 20, 2010

Party On The Toilet Seat 

When you take a shit but there are skid marks left on or around the toilet seat. Can also be used in other places such as "Party in my boxers" or "Party in my car"

Example 1
Person 1: "Shit... What the fuck is that?"
Person 2: "Looks like he had a party on the toilet seat..."

Example 2
Ted: "Yo Joey, you better clean up that bathroom, I just had a party on the toilet seat and it went everywhere!"

Party On The Toilet Seat by Bableforce February 13, 2012

Eye of the TF 

1. When a female with big tits looks at a male in a way that tells him she knows how to TF and is not only down with it, but strongly encourages it and even lusts for it. This is often a mating technique used by females whose only major asset is their breasts and are usually, but not always, slightly over weight.

2. When a male is completely and utterly blinded by the size of a woman's breasts that he will hook up with her no matter what state the rest of her is in. His mind is overtaken by the thought of a TF and will stop at almost nothing to get it.

Chaz was just about to leave Aurora when some girl grabbed his arm and gave him the eye of the TF.

Chaz bumped into a girl in the bar, spilling beer all over her breasts. As she sopped up the mess with a nearby napkin, she glanced up at Chaz as he apologized, giving him a most irresitable Eye of the TF.

"What's up with Trevor?" asked Chaz, "That girl has huge bombs but doesn't he know she is an absolute swap donkey?"
"Don't think he has a clue," replied Jeb, "Worst Eye of the TF I've ever seen!"

Eye of the TF by JettSkyler April 12, 2012

lady and the trump 

The first lady of the United States and her, uh, husband.

Ther's the lady and the Trump

lady and the trump by tirtle January 14, 2017