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blue footballs

(n) - When your football team brings you so close to victory, but fucks it up at the last minute.
"Oh man, I have blue footballs - the Vikings were playing so well, but they just lost it against the Saints."
by vikesfan January 25, 2010
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Blue Job

It's when she / he has a face like a glazed doughnut.
A blue Job describes whats after a blowjob
by Muttonballs August 31, 2011
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Blue Gene

The gene that, when active within the human genome, causes an individual to exhibit the characteristic of blueness. This gene is known for its unique, maroon colour. Although some would figure this gene to be the colour blue, they are incorrectly thinking of jeans, which when placed in the human genome cause the individual to behave maroon.

The above is, of course, complete bullshit.

The gene is found in between the genes for Judaism and metrosexuality; an individual who possesses the dominant alelles of all three is called a "new blue jew".
Blue Gene is also the name of the computer that secretly rules over Canuckstan with an iron fist. Which is odd, because the computer fails to have an iron fist, but instead uses a more modern platnium fist. It will likely destroy us all.
by kodiac1 July 6, 2006
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blue 42

when you and your friends are hanging out and you plan to mess with one of the guys, you all make a plan. Then one person yells out BLUE42, and the person you were going to mess with get's his pants pulled down!
HAHAHAHA
BLUE 42, BLUE 42......
then run up to the guy and take his pants down!
by Suzy~Q April 2, 2005
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Blue Falcon

Generally a word used in the military. In the military alphabet B=Bravo, F=Falcon. Buddy Fucker is the original phrase, Blue Falcon is more politically correct.
" I had plans to go to the coast for vacation with Randy, he asked me like 4 different times and I'm in school." " I finally got approval with my teachers and my job, and at the last minute, he said he couldn't make it." "Randy Blue Falconed me big time!"
by kanas sucks March 6, 2010
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Blue Hair

Like blue balls, but it's about your hair
Blue Hair is caused by taking a shower but not washing your hair
...something just doesn't feel complete about it
a case of Blue Hair . . . I feel for you, bro
by Ae5Ea8 May 31, 2017
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blue heaven

Another term for Hpnotiq liqour.
I drank a whole bottle of that blue heaven last night.
by scarz April 7, 2004
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