your face inside of a pumpkin

When someone royally pisses you off enough that you actually cut their head off and stick it inside of a pumpkin. Gross. l0lz!11!!

I will get you a mirror so you can see this. You see this? You know what this is? THIS IS YOUR FACE INSIDE OF A PUMPKIN!

by Bagelhat October 20, 2010

pumpkin

Recieving a handjob while taking a shit.

Your girl is really trashy and you tell her to give you a pumpkin.

by Howie Green January 31, 2007

pumpa jumpa

A fat person who farts and has no life. Always trying to kill themselves. A word me and me mates made up.
It basically means FAT FUCKER, FATTY BUM BUM, FAT FART and FAT SHIT.
This guy i know calls me fat when he cant fuckin talk, that big fat shit!

Fat Shit: Look its fatty!
Me: Shut up Pumpa Jumpa.
Fat Shit(eating chicken): Shut up or I'll belly bounce you.
Me: Aye fatty bum bum come and get a cupcake.
Fat Shit(running towards me): Where give them me now or i'll belly bounce ya!
Me: Move your head his arse is comin!!! Stupid fuckin pumpa jumpa!

by gypsyexterminator December 16, 2007

pumpkin

A unit of measurement for hot chicks. Similar to the 1-10 scale but can only be used on hot chicks and only has three levels which are pumpkin, double pumpkin and tripple pumpkin. If a girl is not hot she is not a pumpkin at all.

That cheerleader from PHS is a tripple pumpkin.

by Vic July 22, 2003

Pumpkin Chunkin

The act of having a sexual act "doggy style" and then putting a hollowed out pumpkin on the recipient of the "doggy style". Then once the recipient looks like that sleepy hallow dude, one humps the monster through a wall. Thus the pumpkin chunk.

Browski #1: Dude its halloween are you gonna bone that chick.
Browski #2: Ya bro, im totally gonna be pumpkin chunkin that whore tonight
Browski #3: Poop Dick bro Poop Dick.

by The Douche Rocketier November 28, 2010

Sinking Pumpkin

When a man's genitals are sucked into a woman's vagina and then quickly launched back at him.

Dude, Amy pulled a sinking pumpkin on me and it it me in the face.

by Le Kweef May 18, 2010

scarlet pumpernickel

An STD that causes enlargement of the penis and growth of worts so it looks like a giant red pickle. Also the name of a male stripper in Tulsa, renouned for his fondness of pumpernickel and his fire crotch. Also the nom de plume of a philosopher famous for his insights into the pretentious nature of college students and their inability to admit when they're wrong; most especially engineers, pre-law and pre-med majors.

Girl 1:" omg don't screw that guy, he has a scarlet pumpernickel"

Girl 2:" ew gross he should get that checked out"

by Tor-whore June 30, 2014