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An STD that causes enlargement of the penis and growth of worts so it looks like a giant red pickle. Also the name of a male stripper in Tulsa, renouned for his fondness of pumpernickel and his fire crotch. Also the nom de plume of a philosopher famous for his insights into the pretentious nature of college students and their inability to admit when they're wrong; most especially engineers, pre-law and pre-med majors.
Girl 1:" omg don't screw that guy, he has a scarlet pumpernickel"

Girl 2:" ew gross he should get that checked out"
by Tor-whore June 30, 2014
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when someone drinks a shot of hard liquor and immediately throws it back up
Miranda had a shot of Jack and had to pull a u-ey into the trash can
by Tor-whore August 10, 2014
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