Hot Mummy

A sex act where one partner dries out their tongue and then gives oral to their partner.

Partner 1: Babe, my tongue is dry.

Partner 2: Ooh you should give me the hot mummy.

by rennisthamennis June 15, 2018

ya mums a hoe

reality

ya mums a hoe get over it

by sweiufbwol August 5, 2018

Donald mumps

The powerful negative effect of Donald Trump's administration on everyone.

British guy: I have the Donald mumps.

German guy: So do I.

Australian guy: Me too.

Kenyan guy: Yep, me as well.

Penguin in South Pole: I don't like Donald Trump at all.

by Ereck Flowers October 23, 2018

Blanket Mummy

A technique of wrapping yourself in a blanket to stay warm in the winter, making you look like a mummy or a larva in a cocoon

I'd have gone to work, but it's so cold that I'd rather remain in bed as a blanket mummy.

by Alan-a-Dale October 30, 2018

Amazing Mumford

To perform oral sex on a woman in a skillful manner. This results in a high degree of pleasure and/or orgasm. A term derived from mumford and originating in the midwest United States. See Cunninlingus more detail

Look how she's smiling today. She must have gotten some Amazing Mumfordfrom her lover, for sure.

by Thingsthatmakeyougohmm December 11, 2018

ur mummy a fuckin gummy

The forbidden phrase. If someone mutters this, japan will be nuked 2 times again, The Universe explodes, Big Chungus dies.

Kevin: ur ancestors incestors
Bob: Not so fast, fucker.
Bob: Ur mummy a fuckin gummy
*Japan gets nuked 4 times in total, the universe collapses, big chungus dies of obesity*

by Daboder2 December 30, 2018

Jojo - Mummy

A lovely mum and a gorgeous lady . Intelligent and strong , she is amazing ! I love her lots . If you know her you should be extremely proud . Everyone needs a mother and jojo like her . Real stunner , Beautiful spirit . Successful lady she's fantastic and loved , Believe magic . Amazing at everything XxXxXxX

You mean everything to me !

Jojo - Mummy

is a lovely inspiring lady who makes the world a better place
She's very inspiring , lovely personality , beautiful

by JoJo's JJ January 12, 2019