Hairy Monkey.

Female/Male private area that as not been shaved for a period of time.

Boy: "hey babe im horny satisfy me with your pot of gold"
Girl: "come here"
Boy: " GOD DAMN you got that hairy monkey. I'm no longer horny let's watch a movie."

by neerg February 18, 2012

hairy snatch

The way a snatch is supposed to be. Otherwise women would look like 5 year olds down there.

If she doesn't have a hairy snatch, she's got a nursery school bus to catch.

by greekmonkey March 17, 2004

harpy

1:Can be used to describe an undesirable woman. this is used commonly with people who are dimmer than most.
2:A harpy, in and of itself, was said to have been a mythical creature who was a cross between a woman and a vulture. Variations include the head of a woman and the body of a vulture, or the head of a vulture and the body of a woman. Most of the time, though, harpys are simply described as an extremely unattractive woman with large wings for arms and a beak-like nose and mouth

1: "damn, that ho, she's a harpy anyway."
2: "The harpies are quite interesting. Half vulture, half woman? Unrealistic, but then again, quite intriguing all the same."

by cat June 22, 2004

hardy har har

sarcastic laughter; when a cheesy joke is made you respond with this to show that that joke wasn't funny at all. See badum tish

Person 1: "I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel."
Person 2: "Hardy har har."

by catscatscatscatscats January 3, 2010

Hairyballs McCumsontits

An enigmatic adult film star from the 1970's who appeared in over 130 motion pictures during his 5 year career. Fans of the drive-in will remember his charming, charismatic style and gigantic penis.

Oh, Hairyballs McCumsontits. I remember him now. He starred in Nymphoid Nurses Get Nasty.

by Joey Orgler 3 August 24, 2008

hairy fat one

An insult, an alternative to kiss my arse

"Got a spare fag mate?"

"Kiss my hairy fat one"

by Slimrick May 17, 2008

Hairyogamy

(hair-ee-ogamy) (n):a ritual practiced by many families in rural villages that consists of every member of a family removing all facial hair i.e( eyebrows/eyelashes/lip hair/chin hair) combining it to create a soup or drink that is then consumed by the youngest member of the family (mainly boys) in order for that individual to grow facial hair in a matter of days

"Woah! Check out the bristles on that 6 year old Columbian! It must've taken him years to grow that."

"Nah I've seen younger. His parents are probably hairyogomists. Poor kid...take a picture!"

"My parents are firm believers in hairyogamy. Every month I have to eat my dad's eyelash fondue with a side of my mom's pube lemonade"

"Dude you know it's only supposed to be facial hair right?"

"Damn it mom you said my beard would grow softer if i drank your lemonade!"

by TheRuggedGiant September 29, 2010