hairyola 

(slang) A derogatory word used to describe any woman's areola which has too much hair growing out of it. A hairy areola.

"Steve, get a load of that dame with the hairyolas!"

hairyola by Anonymous Slinker November 3, 2007

Hairy Ball

Nobody actually knows what the hairy ball is. But if you tell your friends. “Hey you got the hairy ball”. They will go bad shit wondering what it is l.

You: Hey Jasper you got the hairy ball

Jasper: what’s the hairy ball?

You: Jasper you have the hairy ball

Hairy Ball by Hairy Ball February 16, 2019

Hairy Cunt 

A Cunt that is hairy.

Example 1:
Guy: Show me your cunt!
Woman: Okay
Guy: Wtf... its hairy

Example 2:
FUCK... leb chicks are hairy cunts.

Hairy Cunt by nednerb November 18, 2006

hairy sack rash

A rash around the ball sack region, causing itching and weeping, causing intense pain!! ARGH!!!

Man, my balls are so sweaty, I think they are sticking to my leg! I must have Hairy sack rash. Or "HSR" as its better known.

hairy sack rash by Steven Perry HSR October 7, 2006

hairy bum fun

bum fun with a hairy asshole

we had hairy bum fun last night

hairy bum fun by stevie potter May 22, 2006

hairy dog gums 

A slightly mangy or poorly kept flange. Usually associated with an older "experienced" woman, where her flaps have slightly blackened.

Q: Did you go down on her?
A: No, she had hairy dog gums so I pulled out last minute.

hairy dog gums by Andrew Burden August 31, 2006

Hairy Monkey. 

Female/Male private area that as not been shaved for a period of time.

Boy: "hey babe im horny satisfy me with your pot of gold"
Girl: "come here"
Boy: " GOD DAMN you got that hairy monkey. I'm no longer horny let's watch a movie."

Hairy Monkey. by neerg February 18, 2012