the hottest fucking person alive. someone you wouldn’t just let have a one night stand with. you’d beg him for more u til you explode.
jessica: harry styles is so hot ugh
sarah: right? i want him to fuck my watermelon sugar
louis: did you hear he has 8.8 inches hanging between his legs
all three: ughhh
sarah: right? i want him to fuck my watermelon sugar
louis: did you hear he has 8.8 inches hanging between his legs
all three: ughhh
by harryfuckbot January 4, 2021
Get the harry styles mug.Harry is the sweetest, most amazing person you'll ever meet. He's funny, adorable, attractive and fit. There's nobody else I'd rather spend my time with. I honestly don't understand how everyone isn't in love with him. He's literally the best boyfriend I could possibly ask for and I wouldn't even consider dating another person for even a second. We have so many fun jokes like when someone peed on the bench on our first date and my bridesmaids who want to wear teal even though I refuse to have teal at my wedding. I love you so much and I wouldn't wish for things to be any different.
I love you Harry
by SomeRandomSimp January 5, 2021
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Get the harries mug.The owner of this world, people are just living in it. He has the power to break the internet when he makes a slight move on social media. His motto is “Treat People With Kindness” even though some of his fans sometimes forget to do it👀. He is the best man in this world and no one can deny it. He’s got everything; talent (singing, dancing and acting) and good genes.
“Omg what made you get that tattoo?”
“Harry styles”
*Harry tweets a two letter word*
fans: “NSHJWNEJEJWJW OMFG HE’S ALIVE”
“Harry styles”
*Harry tweets a two letter word*
fans: “NSHJWNEJEJWJW OMFG HE’S ALIVE”
by tpwkat January 5, 2021
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Oh, only the hottest guy in the universe. Not only is he hot he is kind, caring, sweet, adorable, supportive and he can make anyone smile with his horrible jokes, cry at his deep meaningful songs and make people drop to their knees at the sight of him. I don't understand how no one can love the man! To make him even better he supports LGBTQ+!
"Whoever you are whether you are black, white, gay, transgender, straight I love you!." - Harry Styles.
"If you're going to get in trouble for hitting someone, might as well hit them hard." - Harry Styles.
"If you're going to get in trouble for hitting someone, might as well hit them hard." - Harry Styles.
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Bloke 1 "oi mate, you look like a bogan harry potter, ya mums scrambled eggs must fucking suck"
Bloke 2 "Mate, I don't know how I managed to crawl outta the afterlife bucket. My old man's a good bloke though!"
Bloke 2 "Mate, I don't know how I managed to crawl outta the afterlife bucket. My old man's a good bloke though!"
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