To masturbate with such force and commitment that one could be mistaken for trying to manually start a 19th-century automobile.
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A Hoarder who hoards bottles of piss all over their house due to complete dysfunction and unwillingness or inability to repair their toilet.
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A severe alcoholic so lazy that they fill their house with bottles of piss rather than repair their broken toilet.
A severe alcoholic so lazy that they fill their house with bottles of piss rather than repair their broken toilet.
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