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Jailhouse Hair Dye

Hair dye made with kool aid or other candy/drink mixes in prison because inmates aren’t allowed actual hair dye
She had red jailhouse hair dye when she got out of prison.
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Pineapple Hairs

the green stems at the top of a pineapple~~ (idea from Anix on YouTube, he wanted it in the dictionary)
“this pineapple hairs are so long!”
by Bob the Builder :p June 16, 2020
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hair scare

When the hair on your head is disheveled or unkempt in one way or another, and it takes you by surprise.
I had a hair scare this morning. And my solution was a hat.
by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018
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Hair Loss

My hair is so that- Oh, shit it is getting a little thin on the front there, um- I'm doing that on purpose!
Hym "It isn't 'hair loss' you idiot. It's SCALP LIBERATION! FOR TOO LONG THE SCALP HAS BEEN LIVING UNDER THE CRUEL THUMB OF THE FOLLICLE! I WILL NO LONGER SIT IDLY BY WHILE MY SKULL FLESH IS RAPED BY THE FOLLICLE SCOURGE!"
by Hym Iam January 11, 2024
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dark-haired fem

A queer woman with dark hair who will look like an Angel but completely mess with your mind
She won’t stop falling for dark-haired fems even though it never ends well
by Queeeeeeeeeeer October 29, 2023
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short girls with no hair

Have a big shinny forehead and are short that wear white jeans.
Short girls with no hair have a big attitude
by vanessa's daddy February 16, 2018
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hay hair

"oh look its hay hair"
"who?"
"andre"
by jimithyturner June 26, 2021
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