by melonismynamebytheway April 24, 2020
Get the Eggmug. The exquisite smell of shit pipes. Hearty and full of chunky turds the smell seeps from the corroded pipe walls reminding you of the horrible stench of your late babushka's breakfast eggs.
I haven't been to any breakfast joints since we got a whiff of Grandma's Eggs. Just the sight of an egg makes my nose hairs curl...
by Jon John Joan April 10, 2020
Get the Grandma's Eggsmug. When you sit down too violently or carelessly, and land on your own gonads. More likely to happen after a hot shower.
"Fancy a coffee, Colin?"
"Ah I'd love one, Tracy. I'll be in the living room."
*A loud screech echoes thirty seconds later.*
"Colin?! Are you alright?!"
"Frickin', flippin', shoot, just sat on the old happy sack is all Wendy! You know, just crushed the eggs a tad."
"Oh you poor thing, no punani slaying tonight then sweetie. I'll go get the frozen peas."
"Ah I'd love one, Tracy. I'll be in the living room."
*A loud screech echoes thirty seconds later.*
"Colin?! Are you alright?!"
"Frickin', flippin', shoot, just sat on the old happy sack is all Wendy! You know, just crushed the eggs a tad."
"Oh you poor thing, no punani slaying tonight then sweetie. I'll go get the frozen peas."
by TheDudesRug May 9, 2016
Get the Crushed the Eggsmug. An egg is a thing that can be used for many things like a sex toy or a murder weapon there are infinite possibilties for these eggs
by TOASTERINATUB June 23, 2022
Get the Eggmug. 
A browser game where you adopt virtual pets that start out as eggs and when people click or feed them, they grow.
by I really like him October 16, 2018
Get the Egg Cavemug. A man who wastes a woman’s childbearing years by engaging her in a long term relationship with a promise to marry her but never actually does.
by Faseeha February 13, 2024
Get the Egg wastermug.