by Alano_Bryano October 23, 2009
Get the Hungrier than a Spring Bear.mug. A Northern Michigan Bear Rug typically takes place on a "Guys only" fishing, hunting, or camping trip in Northern Michigan; it may occur in front of a fireplace in a cabin or Al-fresco next to a bonfire in the great outdoors. It consists of no less than 5 men (see Bears) who've not showered in multiple days all participating in a sweaty, steamy, sexy, and odiferous orgy while piled high upon each other to conserve warmth and avoid fluid losses.
-Hey bro, are you going camping with all the guys next week?
-Oh for sure fam, I wouldn't miss a chance to enjoy another Northern Michigan Bear Rug, the last one was amazing bro!
-Oh for sure fam, I wouldn't miss a chance to enjoy another Northern Michigan Bear Rug, the last one was amazing bro!
by T_Sizzl3 December 8, 2020
Get the Northern Michigan Bear Rugmug. The best damn candy ever. The only problem is nobody sells them :( got to go all the freaking way to Beatty for them. Everyone bags on them for some reason ... I personly would DIE without them.
by The Jokers Mistress January 16, 2009
Get the Chocolate Covered Gummie Bearsmug. hot girl: aaaawww you dog is so cute !
mike: that's not a dog that's a street legal bear cub, right enzo ?
enzo: ruff !
hot girl: hahaha he's cute... want to fuck ?
mike: well yes i do
mike: that's not a dog that's a street legal bear cub, right enzo ?
enzo: ruff !
hot girl: hahaha he's cute... want to fuck ?
mike: well yes i do
by fat scum March 12, 2008
Get the Street legal bear cubmug. by L0WE August 15, 2016
Get the I see bears on the roadmug. by rod fitzwell August 21, 2003
Get the gummy bear snack packmug. by MamaBeckman May 28, 2011
Get the Hurts like a mother bear!mug.