centimeter peter

What you call someone who has a penis length of one centimeter

Yo centimeter peter get over here!

by FaZe_Kneegar January 31, 2019

Sneeky Pete

When you are wiping you bottom, but the toilet paper breaks and you accidentally finger yourself

"Dude what took you so long in the bathroom"

" sorry man i got a sneeky pete and had to spend extra time washing."

by theglidemaster May 19, 2019

Hans Peter

"Hans Peter" is a vaginal condition. It can be found in a range of different countries where it grows and thrives. It has a fishy smell and is usually a series of fish-like scales growing inside the vaginal cavity. The condition is often seen in big black African women, and it can be transmitted by air.

Oh girl, smells like u have got some seeeerious Hans Peter going on down there, you should go have it checked.

by Biggie wiggie May 20, 2019

Stinky Pete

When one cums on their own face

Had a fat wank last night and did a stinky Pete

by Jefe Kent May 28, 2019

red peter

When a big tiddy goth girl sucks too hard on a males dongle

I woke up to find myself with a red peter.

by TheBlackestOfNibbas June 8, 2019

The Peter

It’s a phrase used when your talking about somebody’s life or something in general that’s inconvenient and crazy

THATS the Peter

Dam he just Petered your whole career

by The Hood Librarian February 10, 2020

Stinky Pete

A stinky Pete is when a person named max gets fucked in the ass and shoots a fat diarrhea out his ass onto the other person's dick

I was having sex with max when he blew a stinky Pete out of his ass all over my penis

by Mybigdickbilly March 1, 2020