socialite soccer mom

Usually a mother of a child/children who finds time to attend, or chair society or political functions, charity or Parent Teacher Association events, in conjunction with helping to raise her children.

Mary is quite well known in the local community as a bona- fide socialite soccer mom.

by hampton's gal December 3, 2007

Ur mom dumb

The insult "Ur mom gay", but with a huge upgrade. This insult has enough destructive power to end all reality with a single use. Even God himself cannot withstand this insult. One use and God will be vanished forever.

Bob: Ur mom gay
Phil: Ur dad lesbian
Bob: Ur granny tranny
Phil: Ur grandpap a trap
Bob: Ur sister a mister
Phil: Ur brother a mother
*Nothing happens*
Phil: What?! How are you still alive?!

Bob: Witness my power fool.
Bob: UR MOM DUMB

*Reality shatters and the universe collapses. God is banished*.

by FullChicken24 May 15, 2018

Stacy's Mom Complex

1) Like "Oedipus Complex", except for less creepy and far sexier
2) Being severely sexually attracted to your girlfriend's or wife's mother, as described in the Fountains of Wayne hit "Stacy's Mom."
3) Willingness to leave your significant other for his/her mother.

Guy One- "Dude, the only woman I would leave my girlfriend for is her mom. Have you seen her?!?!?"

Guy Two- "Yeah man, your Stacy's Mom Complex is completely justified"

by Dash Fever January 27, 2010

dinosaur your mom

1. (v) vicious sex act performed by decimating a nasty chick's asshole prior to bringing your wrists up to your chest mimicking a tyrannosaurus, roaring at the full capacity of your lungs and stomping the shit out of your victim, violently demonstrating the hunter's superior might over the powerless prey.
<note: it is not required that this is done to someone's mother, any female can be dinosaur your momed>
2. (adj) used to describe the astounding engine protecting qualities of Mobil 1 Extended Performance motor oil.

1. Jamie is such a slut, I dinosaur your momed her last night and she called me back!
2. ....and then there's this dinosaur your mom kind that goes for 15,000 miles!

by squirrel March 18, 2005

your mom's box

the last words of Opie and Anthony when they signed off of terrestrial radio for the last time.

Opie,Anthony and Little Jimmy Norton ended the show by saying "Your Mom's Box"

by Pest April 25, 2006

moms demand action

A group of Karen's who don't believe in the right to self defense

Moms demand action is protesting guns again

by lopi216 May 15, 2022

Wow Mom Wow

When your mother does something that merits no other response than getting a W tattooed on each of your buttcheeks, and doing a cartwheel in front of her resulting in "wow mom wow"

When tom's mother couldnt find out how to use the VCR again, Tom's onl response was Wow Mom Wow

by Jolteon July 19, 2012