Jake Paul

Click bait, literally just clickbait
Money too lol
Also if you watch him you need to go to the hospital

Person 1: Hey bro
Person 2: Wassup
Person 1: What's your favorite youtuber?|
Person 2: Jake paul
Person 1: 💀

by fdsokjgdfjkpgcdslkç May 11, 2022

jake faghan

A Fatass kid that no one likes

Jake faghan

by Psdkcgc August 4, 2017

Jake

Short

Did you see how short Jake is? Looks like an Oompa Loompa that one

by Edgelord69420 January 18, 2022

JAKE E 7 zero seven 7

A better Minecraft username

Person A: JAKEY7077
Person B: It’s JAKE E 7 zero seven 7 dumbass

by Sykq April 21, 2021

Jake

Jake is Tim's Exterminator and his wife

Boy: Who's Jake?
Girl: Jake is Tim's Exterminator and his wife

by Kind In Antelope Run Always April 9, 2020

Jake

Jake is an ungrateful bitch who will leave you for another girl. No matter what you do he will push you away and be a bitch to you. You can try to be his friend but all he will do is break you and make you cry. He is so ungrateful, when you try to help him he’ll say he’s fine then just go off on you. Don’t trust or be friends with a guy named Jake.

Leah: are you okay?

Jake: yeah

Leah: You sure?

Jake:*gets mad and goes off on her*

Leah: Yeah I am mad because you are so ungreatful and you can’t take anything serious. You keep on calling her my bf and a furry which she isn’t neither of them so stop.

Jake: Stfu and u wonder why no one wants to date ur retarded suicidal ass

by Immacrackyyy May 8, 2020

Jake

The weirdest but coolest person you've probably met.

1: Oh hey look it's a Jake!
2: Oh cool.

by mcfuckmeintheass October 11, 2019