by minecraftkid183 January 13, 2021
This boy ,He might be a lil dumb but he will always be there to help u or try to make you happy, his a hoe to a lot of girls be trying to hit him up but he will only be looking at one girl
Girl1-is that Jesus😍
Girl2-he so fine
Girl2-he so fine
“…But if anyone slaps you on the right cheek, turn to him the other also. And if anyone would sue you and take your tunic, let him have your cloak as well. And if anyone forces you to go one mile, go with him two miles.”
(Jesus Christ, Matthew 5:39–41, ESV).
(Jesus Christ, Matthew 5:39–41, ESV).
by xander.with.an.x April 23, 2023
by poopsock. March 31, 2022
juilo: i worship jesus
muhammed: let me educate u, jesus is not god, he is prophet
julio: understanded, i will become muslim now
muhammed: let me educate u, jesus is not god, he is prophet
julio: understanded, i will become muslim now
by lol rap god November 17, 2022
It appears, that while jesus was making miracles, he was super high on crack. The church is removing every record of him, and replacing it with Danny De Vito
by Sab-E.R November 19, 2018