Horsetrovert 

An individual who prefers to be surrounded by horses all the time and people not so much

to buy the shirt, go to Horse Box on instagram and click the link in their bio

Friend: Where is your sister?
You: She is a horsetrovert, her only friends are horses and we never see her.

Horsetrovert by Melina-5 August 17, 2020

horsenut 

Something that is ridiculous:
Something tells you something bogus, or tries to sell you something for way too much money.

someone tried to sell me their car for $$$. What kind of horsenut deal is that?

Your boss tells you, you can’t take time of for Christmas vacation this year so you complain to your friend, “what kinda’ horsenut deal is that?”

horsenut by UrbanSofa September 12, 2021

HorseJuice 

A legitimate Super Smash Bros username. The user typically plays OP characters, such as Kazuya.

Bro, this HorseJuice is crazy.

HorseJuice by NessMain September 29, 2021

horseling 

A baby horse. (NOT A MINI HORSE OR PONY)

A man who is driving a car: Hey, look at that horseling running in that field over there!
His wife (a horse girl): For the hundredth time, it's not a horseling! It's a baby horse!

horseling by WeenisNoodle October 9, 2021

Horsehead 

A really big poo. Often requires a second flush.

Geez I had to bite my lip to push that horsehead out

Horsehead by thebas February 5, 2022

Horsepital 

A place for sick horses to get operated on.

The horsepital has an emergency room.

Horsepital by Magnumb,Private Eye February 12, 2022

Crapping Horseshoes 

When one just has everything go right for them, much to the degree of irritation. Can be applied to any situation, such video games, meeting the opposite sex, field of work or education, technology issues, and life in general.

Also referred to as "that's fucking bullshit".

Check his boxers, he's definitely crapping horseshoes.

Crapping Horseshoes by OhSnapMan October 21, 2010