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Oh look, a fatherless fuck looking for porn on the Urban Dictionary...
Person 1: Have you heard of Jake?
Person 2: Yeah, hes the fatherless fuck searching up porn on the Urban Dictionary
by What a retard June 18, 2023
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gay porn

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Porn

Were your mummy and daddy love each other very much SO YOUR DAD STICKS HIS 2 inch penis inside your slutty mother to make money from a video 🍆💦🍑🌮
Child: how was I made

Mum: me and your dad were making porn and his condom was to big for his 2 inch penis so we just went bareback and then you were made
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proficiency porn

A TV or film genre depicting someone with outmatched skills in a certain area, with which he defeats all the bad guy or solves all the problems.
"Ugh... The martian is just proficiency porn"
by GrummbleDaddy February 18, 2024
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Porn

your dumb… we all know why your looking it up you nasty beast. this is urban dictionary not porn hub.
I want to watch porn but my mom monitors my computer.
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Porn

Ur just on urban dictionary to find something better then porn *moans*
Ugh stop watching that porn.
by Moonfox230 March 2, 2024
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porn

"stacy was watching some gay porn last night. I kept hearing her moaning while i was trying to watch my own porn."
by officalphub May 14, 2019
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