porn

The only place where ugly fat men have sex with some of the most attractive girls on this plant. There seems to be a high correlation between being pretty and having a low IQ in porn. Some behaviors in porn are mysterious and have an unclear evolutionary explanation, like a girl sucking a penis that was just inside of her ass, or girls being attracted to pizza boys that make 10$ an hour.

porn makes the world go around.

by idrxpezyclps June 27, 2022

Brexit Porn

Articles, videos and any other media that shows the disastrous consequences that Brexit is contributing to the UK - usually regarding events that were easily predictable as a result of Brexit.

Did you see that £70 million worth of food was left to rot in UK as they didn't have enough pickers from Eastern Europe to come and harvest the crops?

I better look that up and bookmark it under my Brexit Porn folder.

by cuntiessmaximus August 15, 2022

down porning

When it opens up and down pours and you feel the need to watch porn.

I was downloading porn during the downpour last Sunday, down porning!

by Angelic Kaye August 19, 2022

Porn

Daily tv for the kids

"The kids are getting annoying"
"stick on some porn on the tv that will entertain them"

by jack bins August 22, 2022

Porn

Porn is a short form of popcorn

Hey, can you get me some porn?

by Dreamfresh August 27, 2022

Porn

Something you all watch in the bathroom while jerking that pipe

PORN?

by Agirlwhoknowwhothefucsheis August 27, 2022

Porn

Face it,you probably just really horny right now so your searching up porn on the urban dictionary just so you can read smut but you probably have work to do.

Jack: Damn I'm really horny...lets search porn on urban dictionary!!

by Yourdadscar.com August 27, 2022