blow off

in poker, blow off means to loose money being careless and stupid

Invite Teddy over for some hold'em, and easy money. He'll blow off so easily.

I can blow off about 20 bucks in three hands.

by Huge G Rection March 10, 2009

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suck off

When multiple men hold an oral sex contest and the last one to ejaculate wins. It is a test of manhood & stamina in many social circles and office buildings.

Warehouse worker 1: "Hey Jonathan, I can't believe you won another Suck Off!"

Warehouse worker 2: "That's right, Eddie! Good thing he popped in my mouth first. I was thirsty, Reginald!"

by Sinestro the Eel December 29, 2007

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tee off

Masturbating after viewing pictures from one of the many online hip and/or ironic tee shirt sellers (probably to your left right now).

Dude, the second I saw the "RAWR means I love you in dionosaur" banner ad I knew I had to tee off.

I wanted to go to urbandictionary.com but didn't have time to tee off.

There are some sites I just can't visit while surfing at the library lest the desire to tee off arise.

by Gendznshmalts July 25, 2009

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Off GP

1. Doing something and not giving a fuck about how they/you feel about it.

2. Total disregard of someones feelings

You lucky if i don't spit in your face off GP and what bitchass nigga "CAN'T BEAT ME".

by Dre G. Day September 16, 2007

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off white

Derived from the color of paint, "off white"

A black person that acts white, talks white, and dresses white, only thing holding him back is their color, that is not white.

"David is the whitest black kid I know, he dresses from Abercrombie, listens to MudVayne and talks like he has an english accent when he's American and he's a republican."

"David would be off white, very off white."

by Chris aka Krill December 28, 2005

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