Bird in the mouth and 2 in the bush

Verb. Licking a clit whilst inserting two fingers into a vagina that only has hair around the outer lips.

Last night I gave her the old Bird in the mouth and 2 in the bush.

by FLAKEBOY December 4, 2019

Crap Bird

a sorry, worthless piece of shit individual who will crap all over you any chance they get

I can't believe I actually trusted that crap bird! He screwed me over royally!

by DJTiffers March 20, 2015

windy gap birds

Walker dew scouting for birds that are 15

there were so many Windy gap birds wanting me

by john shugart January 31, 2023

A little flappy bird

When you are in a flap or anxious about something

Sorry about earlier I was just a little flappy bird

by MSDorset September 2, 2023

Flip the bird on his head

To take a system or an enemy’s own strategy, and spin it around so that is used againt itself.

Flip the bird on his head by tricking him to think that he is the predator when in reality he is actually the prey.

by Language Rebel March 9, 2018

Bird

A unit of measure used in the hood, most commonly in relation to cocaine, to denote 1 kilogram or 2.2 pounds.

My partner coming through this weekend with them birds for sixteen five apiece.

by NugPufr November 22, 2017

birdsville [bird person]

when everyone in a room is so stupid or says something stupid...it is called birdsville

dude this place is all birdsville bird person

by h-e-buddy January 23, 2009