poopy pants

the most hurtful and offensive insult that can be used against anyone. is known to be banned in several countries

guy 1: ur mom is really ugly
guy 2: ok poopy pants
guy 1: *starts crying*

by placenta lasagna December 12, 2023

Stamped my pants

The moment when you have to poop so bad that the poop pushes out, stamping the undergarment, and retracts.

I need to get to a bathroom soon, I just stamped my pants!

by Pantstamper November 19, 2025

santa pants

To have grey pubic hair.

Sure he's a sexy silver fox, but you know that means he's probably a santa pants?

by paul3onthetree February 4, 2009

internet pants

pants that exist only in cyberspace.

Person 1: so I was having cybersex last night with hotchick69

Person 2: are you telling me you're so out of it that it means something to you that you got down hotchick69's internet pants? You know that online isn't real right?

by ConcepcionImmaculada September 22, 2010

POOPY PANTS

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poopy pants eats ant and like granting wishes he is an scrant

by ello mother fucka May 5, 2021

Jiselle poopy pants

this is an extraterrestrial urban legend about a gorilla that likes to throw its poop at other people.

People say no one has survived after seeing this creature

"Don't ever make fun of Jiselle poopy pants or else you will feel her wrath."

by sahirahbro July 30, 2025

pants schnoz

1. A humanoid growth that pretrudes profusely within the pants.
2. Evidence of over-excitement in a man's pants.

Every time Sam sees a hot girl he has to work to hide his pants schnoz.
Angi was frustrated and looked back to Sam as she asked, "Why must you get a pants schnoz every time we spoon?"

by loffdawg November 5, 2013