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Crunchy nut 

When you nut while having a kidney stone
Bro I just had a crunchy nut and it hurt
Crunchy nut by John nut September 26, 2019
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community nut napkin 

a shared towel used to ejaculate in with the boys, preferably placed in the bathroom
Kyle, where’s the community nut napkin?”
community nut napkin by stupiddthicc September 28, 2019

No Nut New Years 

This man is no longer human or god. He is god of all gods. He knows the last name of Obama. He is the chosen one
A God that doesnt nut from Nov. 1 to Jan. 1, No Nut New Years.
No Nut New Years by AGod0607 November 1, 2019

Eternal Nut 

A nut so incredibly powerful that it can cause a singularity in the spacetime continuum and rupture the buttholes of all men. If u perform this into a guy’s booty, unfortunately ur semen will vanish into another man’s butthole
Oh shit I accidentally did an eternal nut, where did my homie’s butthole go
Eternal Nut by Omega nut masta November 3, 2019

The nut cycle 

The cycle of increasing power in the Nut hierarchy. There are 4 main layers, those being Nutman, Nut Lord, Nut Master, and the almighty Nut God. To become Nutman, one must complete one No Nut November successfully, which only grants the title of Nutman. Nut lord requires a 3 years of victorious Novembers, which allows for the spell "Fat Nut", which triples the amount of nut you produce (one day cooldown). Nut Master requires 5 consecutive Novembers, however it allows for the choice of twin-spelling your nut, or Nut-eye, which brings your aim to a molecular level. Nut God is unexplored so far, as none have attempted to achieve it (until now). One must win 20 Novembers in a row, and they become a waterbender of nut, as well as an undiscovered power. There also exists the trial of Blue, which can bring a lowly Nutman up to Nut-Godhood, which entails giving yourself blue balls every day of November.
Leroy: Have you heard that Timothy is attempting the jump across the nut cycle?
Horton: No way! I'd he doing the trial of Blue?
Leroy: yep, soon we'll all discover the prizes of the rank of Nut God!
The nut cycle by Timothy, Nut-Lord November 20, 2019

Chad Nut November 

Instead of No Nut November (NNN), where you have to go the entire month of November without busting a nut even once, the rule of Chad Nut November (CNN) is that you can only nut with the help of others. This means that nutting in any sexual activity with a partner is allowed, but you are not allowed to bust the nut yourself.

Be a true alpha male, release your inner Chad, and have sex with human beings instead of your hand.

Good luck.
Example in conversation:

Person 1: I'm too much of a bitch to do No Nut November, i just don't think i can go an entire month without nutting.

Person 2: You can always try Chad Nut November, but you should probably just try to go after some 2-3/10's if you do.

Person 1: Good idea! And you're right, i probably cant pull anything better at the moment, but after i complete Chad Nut November i will have alpha male superpowers.

Person 2: Good luck man!
Chad Nut November by Beemster November 21, 2019