Crash money

When you're in a tight spot or potential legal situation with a stranger that you need get get out of quickly or a stranger you're on a date with but don't like and you want to bribe them or leave quickly on good terms you hit them with some Crash Money to exit or escape smoothly with no drama or bs following you.
My dad was in a bad accident with a car load of foreigners and he didn't want any heat from cops or trouble from them so he gave them some crash money and bolted.

I found myself on a blind dinner date with an ugly girl and wanted to bolt quickly so I paid the tab and gave her $50. And said I have to use the restroom, and slipped out the back exit and ghosted.
by Mead's Mead December 02, 2020
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jewish money

when u got like a fuck ton of money you think you're a zionist cooperation

im taking billions trillions and some millions
Guy: dang im fucking poor
Guy 2: cant relate i got way too much jewish money on me
by werykul November 24, 2024
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an awkard amount of money

An amount of money that at face value is significant and helpful, but doesn't come close to what is necessary for your needs and obligations.
I won $50,000 in the lottery! An awkard amount of money. It's like $32,000 after taxes. I have like $200,000 in student debt and my annual overhead is $100,000 and I owe $40,000 on my car. I can't really do anything with this money. It's a lot, but it doesn't really help in my day to day lifestyle and doesn't make much of a dent in my debts.
by Tubby Crockett November 15, 2021
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Money Quote(Penny)

If you can master the Penny, You can master the dollar
Yo bro, what's that on quote
The Money quote(penny)
Yea
If you can master the penny, you can master the dollar
by Ms.Teehee January 24, 2024
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Halasana money shot

It is when you have sex with your partner in the "pile driver" AKA Halasana yoga pose. When it is time for the man to cum, he pulls out and shoots his cum down onto the woman and straight down onto her face.
My girlfriend loves her yoga positions. There was a time when I had her in the Halasana position, and when I was about to cum, I pulled my cock out from her pussy and shot my load down onto her inverted body and face. I looked down at her inverted body, her pussy up in the air with her legs spread wide, and her face totally covered with my cum. She smiled and stated "I love that position, and now with all the hot cum, it was the perfect Halasana money shot".
by whtronin February 16, 2018
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rich money

Enough money to buy all the frills in life.
Ricky pulled out his wallet and it was full of rich money.
by Pmdono December 28, 2017
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National Transfer Money to Your Son Day is celebrated every year on October 13.
Hey guys, its National Transfer Money to Your Son Day!
by 3ffxct October 08, 2022
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