The Fitzgerald Fake

In football when a ball carrier is well beyond the line of scrimmage and a defensive player is closing in to tackle him. The ball carrier proceeds to pretend to throw a pass by lifting his head and cocking his arm back even though he definitely cannot throw a pass hoping to get the defender to jump up and block the pass.

Dude! I can’t believe that linebacker just fell for The Fitzgerald Fake!!

by Wollaston Boi June 2, 2021

Get a fake bf

Get a boyfriend for the week. Ask a close friend if the want to fake date for a week.
You cant tell ANYONE.

Girl: Hey. I need to get a fake bf. Do you want to date for a week.

Boy: Sure. But dont tell anyone

by Ra3v3n June 19, 2021

Bumping Squid Faces

When ancient lesbians scissor ye old dust muffins.

Joan:"Barbra?"

Barbara: "What is it Joan?"

Joan: "Would you care to partake in bumping squid faces"?

Barbara: "ah yes my lips are parched and could use some moistening"

by Trusted Mammal September 2, 2021

Slob on my fake knob

To suck on a fake dick, suck as a dildo.

Trans man: bro she pulled a slob on my fake knob!!!

Girl: I’m so damn proud of you for pulling mad pussy

by NateOshea27 May 24, 2022

Frankie Beats fake dj

Forged a great CV to get a job on Kiss fm Portugal. Then bottled it when he couldn't live up to the lies he told to get the job. Currently in prison in Ireland for harrassment of local people and under investigation in Portugal for various fraud and theft crimes.

Frankie Beats fake dj loves prison food.

by Frankies mum. June 17, 2022

Funneh and Fake

The best couple ever. fake is so loyal and careful for Funneh, He really try's his best to be the best boyfriend for her and so does she. They have been through so much, And lost each other for a while, He went emo and so did she, Until the day she saw him friend him on Roblox again, Everything went back to normal.

"Bro!! Have you see Funneh and Fake? They are such a perfect match!"

by ItzB100s0m September 25, 2022

that’s fake

Used to describe something that is dumb or something that doesn’t make sense

Friend: Yo Ms. Appleseed gave us homework this weekend.
Me: Bro that’s fake

by coconutblower699 February 16, 2023