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ax^2 + bx + c

Quadratic equation with quadratic coefficient a, linear coefficient b, and constant coefficient c. Common way to represent a quadratic (as well as sometimes with the square completed, or with a quadratic coefficient and roots)
ax^2 + bx + c <=> 2ax = b + sqrt(discriminant) or b - sqrt(discriminant), where the discriminant equals b*b - 4*a*c
by mb6fbhsphdrcb April 23, 2025
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Wesley C.

A Wesley C. is important within the NEW definition of the Picard.

A Wesley C. does not have or never had sexual intercourse on or in or under the Enterprise.

The Picard is a single, tiny piece of grain which wandered the intestines of the body and came out undamaged along with digested food out of an asshole.
The more it is the Picard the more it is on top of the shit.

If a Picard is only more than 50% on the side of an object which is shit it is not called a Picard.

Definition within:
If it is within the shit it is probably a Wesley C.. A Wesley C. has not to be discovered. It has not to be put on top of the shit.
Also its very existence has the state of Schroedingers Cat. If someone discovers a Wesley C., it is not a Wesley C. anymore from that point in time.
The definition changes to "exposed Klingon warbird". A Wesley C. does not move.

If it was moved it is also one special attribute of a Wesley C.
A Wesley C. moves when someone has the will that it moves. It does not move on its own.

If a shit somehow appears in a shape like that of a snake and is somehow pointing to real grain or the stars with its head it is called a R-usher.
A "R-usher" is an inverted Wesley C. and therefore a negative of it. It is dark as the nightsky with stars. Not really dark as black.
The two states of the Wesley C. turn to the two possible connections of a R-usher which are grain or the stars or both.
A R-Usher is something which moves or has dynamic shape.
"There could be a Wesley C. inside of every result from the intestines of the Picard which looks like a soft brown boat on a river."
Wrong example: "A Wesley C. could be in everyone who ate a lot."
Correction: " A Wesley C. had to have his coming-out in the series."
by Aeneodarb December 5, 2021
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C man

I use it as a way for Christen or Christon. You could also use it when a dumbass is talking.
"take that nuts pfp off"
"NUTS??? nah you a c man fr fr"
by jugglejigglebiggle2 December 23, 2024
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C. Ramsey

The act of where a male or female is about to take a dump on your chest but you change your mind last minute and poke it back into their anus with your finger.
Dude, I had a lucky escape last night my girl was about to curl one out on me but I saved it with a C. Ramsey.

My man.
by SMA HAHAHA February 12, 2023
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C&J

When your cock is particularly smelly and your partner uses jam to mask your man meat musk.
Man: BJ?
Woman: eww your gross
Man *inserts junk in jam* how bout now?
Woman: I love C&J!!
by BonerJam2069 March 20, 2019
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C-note

100 dollar bill. It is called a c-note because "c" is used to represent 100 in Roman Numerals.
I'm about to drop a c-note on this bitch.
by AssCrackBandita December 27, 2023
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a c*t

a lying ass bitch. someone who can’t tell two sides of the story.
you’re being so annoying and dramatic, you’re such a c*t!”
by Assault5 March 29, 2022
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