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achmed the dead terrorist 

A puppet character by ventriloquist and lowest common denominator Jeff Dunham. The character is, a skeleton in middle eastern clothing. like most of Dunham's characters, "Achmed" is a broad strokes stereotype. Allowing Dunham to pick low hanging comedic fruit, and milk the pocketbooks of Midwestern racists.
"Okay, now that I've exhausted all the Mexican and "my wife is a fat whore," jokes. Lets get ready to get inflammatory by welcoming to the stage "Achmed the Dead Terrorist."
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One Dead Disco Dancer

1) A person who does not dance.
2) An experimental musician from Leicestershire.
One Dead Disco Dancer is fucking awesome, I'm gonna download his shit off of Demonoid right away!!
One Dead Disco Dancer by MikeKunt October 7, 2008
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potty dead leg 

When your leg falls asleep after sitting on the toilet too long
Friend 1: "Why are you limping?"

Friend 2: "I got potty dead leg after my long tenure in the fourth stall."
potty dead leg by AllByMySELF December 14, 2014

being dead 

Pros:
- No more responsibilities (huzzah!)
Cons:
- Your family will miss you (if you had one)
- You'll miss out on a lot more experiences (if you managed your time accordingly)
- You'll miss hanging out with your friends (if you were more confident)
- You probably wouldn't be thinking of committing yourself into "being dead" if you were thinking positively and do your best (You wouldn't be a rowdy attention-seeking, depressed, anxious 14-year old with mental declines if you think clearly and actually do a thing for gosh sake)
- No more responsibilities.

Many people have belief that it all will be useless because you'll eventually become "being dead" in your period of "being alive"and all of your effort will be gone to nothing. While in reality, you'll become more useless by "being dead" because you wouldn't be able to contribute your innovations and ideas to mankind.

The point of escaping suicide thoughts is not to be selfish and only care about yourself, but to also care about people around you. Use your time wisely and have fun.
Us skeletons, which are already dead, however, are baffled by our human counterparts criticizing their experiences of "being alive". "Being dead" is actually a traumatic experience in an experience of one's consciousness; the act of making oneself "being dead" will only do harm than good. The science of the universe has greatly proven that the existence of humans are just part of the natural existence of the universe by itself. Therefore, the only way to survive this reality is to make good use of yourself out of the period of living you've been given, not shorten it. - Dr. Gordon Grim Skeleton (P.hd in Science and Philosophy of Skeletalism and being verbose) rambling to itself.
being dead by skeletonian April 25, 2021

Elect the dead 

A web site made to promote the disbanning of the Electoral College
Elect The Dead is a website designed by Serj Tankian to ptomote the disbanning of the electoral college and put more power into the "peoples" votes
Elect the dead by jessyswrath October 23, 2009

finger of the dead 

The morning after a particularly heavy night of beer and Mexican food, when that one icy drop of water splashes back up after your drop a turd and it hits the exact eyelet of your asshole, briefly causing your breath to catch in your throat.
The finger of the dead just about made me jump out of my skin this morning!!
finger of the dead by udm1234 October 7, 2011

Milk for Dead Hamsters 

A horrible joke played on a younger sibling.

Specifically, convincing them that his/her dead hamster will resurrect itself if you drown it in milk. Naturally, it doesn't work and the initial sadness of losing a pet is multiplied by the factor of defeated hope.
That was a cruel prank you pulled, a real milk for dead hamsters.