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Chocolate Top Hat 

Usually happens during surprise anal, when a woman has not evacuated their bowels properly. You usually get a five second warning after you mash a turd with your meat stick. Then suddenly, she needs to shit, so you pull out and the tip of your penis is wearing a top hat made of poo.
"After Katie gave me a chocolate top hat, life was not the same. No amount of soap can ever clean me. I might as well throw my dick out."
Chocolate Top Hat by Turdgod December 27, 2016
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pillow top

Pillow top is a group of immature teenage boys who think they're cool and a transetter but in reality they really just don't know how to be a decent person and could care less about anyone about anyone. They're shady and shitty, and will more than likely cheat on you.
For guys*Wow, look at the pillow top boys.

for girls* she acts like a pillow top girl #cheaters #shady #unrealistic #irrelevant #laughable #joke
pillow top by Basket case January 28, 2017

knappy top 

A knappy top is:
1. When a guy uses a twister on his head hair to make it into little spirals
2. A Hairy and Knotted up vagina
1. You see his Knappy Top! Must of used a Tornado Sponge
2. When I went down on her last night, she pulled down her panties and all I saw was her Knappy Top
knappy top by itskenkevin April 13, 2017

Button Top Mushroom 

A penis that resembles small mushroom with a big round head.
I tried to enjoy it but he had a Button Top Mushroom for a dick

Table Top 

The act of having a three way but using the unlucky 3rd as the table
John-Tom, you want to table top
Tom-No, I always lose
Table Top by SilversSun May 3, 2017

Drop Top Minivan 

A minivan without a roof, also ski mask the slump god's favourite kind of car
Ski Mask The Slump God: Pull up drop top minivan, what the fuck?
Drop Top Minivan by n1qq4s May 7, 2017