zesty nut

A general term to encompass semen infected with something you don't want. This could be viral (AIDS), bacterial (chlamydia), oceanic (crabs), or radioactive, among other things.

Jessica: Shit, last night Chad rawdogged me. He had that zesty nut too.

Heather: Uh oh, your baby is going to have a third arm now.

by stonydaman April 5, 2021

Vanilla Nut

The greatest coffee flavor

Also the act of nutting in your girlfriend’s morning coffee

“Babe what kind of coffee you want?”

“Vanilla Nut”

by Hampton Grey April 11, 2021

Nut Bait

A character in fiction made specifically to have others make NSFW fan art of them

”This character is totally Nut Bait, bruh”

by FossilDiggerStudios April 23, 2021

Monkey Nut

Monkey semen. So it turns out that apes like to jerk off as much as people do, and can you blame them? But because they don't have a box of tissues handy, they tend to just wipe it over whatever is nearby.

I was walking through the jungle, and I got monkey nut in my hair..

by airzone April 30, 2021

Nut Butter

A sexually-active male who frequently jizzes inside anal cavities.

Yeahh, that Joseph? He's a real nut butter.

by mairusupaua May 4, 2021

Nut Butt

Something that a child calls Natalia Desonia in a video that offends her Karen mom

Wow Natalia, you really are a “nut butt”

by Severus snape on an airplane July 17, 2022

nut snorkeler

When someone dives into a plate of nuts, whether come or the common-allergy food, wearing snorkling gear. With the top of the breathing tube, you inhale strongly, dragging in the desired snorkle content.

Person 1: "Bro, Cass just did a nut snorkeler! It got everywhere! I'm gonna try ma nuts next!"
Person 2: "Holy moly! Did you take any pictures?"
Person 1: "I got every angle, brother."

by mario saves lives August 8, 2022