Muffinz 

the coolest guy on longIsland

hey look its muffinz he is the coolest guy i know

Muffinz by bong_boy387 March 24, 2008

muffins 

muffins are just ugly cupcakes

man: those muffins were delicious!

man 2: no they weren't.

man: yeah, they were.

man 2: no, they weren't. ugly cupcakes are not delicious.

man: "falls over dead."

muffins by cheese_cake. (: December 31, 2008

jugga muffins 

huge boobies used to describe the outer layer of the titie where the goose bumps are

duggal loves to play with his huge jaggamuffins

jugga muffins by tmac April 25, 2005

Muffintology 

A faux religion dictating humping bookbags as a sport, drawing Sharpie on your arms is art, doing stupid dances in public is cool, the crazier the outfit the better, wearing things that don't match is a fashion statement, kaleidoscopes are awesome, food rocks out loud and your mission in life is to freak people out, become a success on your own terms & not hurting too many people along the way.

Muffintology motto: Freaking the norms out is cool but the REAL challenge is to freak out the weirdos too!

Muffintology by Muffin Kaleidoscope Sex Bunny January 11, 2008

cornball muffinhead 

Someone who is acting like a weirdo; clueless.

Thomas: Hey do you put the regular dish soap in the dishwasher?
Marcia: No! You cornball muffinhead!

cornball muffinhead by Stevie Pete February 22, 2011

smush muffins 

similar to fun bags.

Man, that girl is so hot I want to see her smush muffins.

smush muffins by Masta N April 26, 2006

Pape and Muffinman

imaginary friends who fuck each other nightly, in an 'imaginary' fashion.

Yo, my niggas pape and muffinman is tight like spandex, ya dig?

Pape and Muffinman by K&T May 10, 2008