my house hurts

Tf you mean your house hurts?

Person 1: how’s your day been going

Person 2: my house hurts
Person 1: you should get a colonoscopy

by Ligma42069 May 12, 2024

My headache hurts

A redundant sentence. The fact that you have a headache already means it hurts, dumbass.

Angelina: My headache hurts!
Leslie: No shit Sherlock.

by I hate onions (raw+green) June 14, 2024

my fingir hurts more than dingir

A Funny Slang that whenever your finger hurts, the pain will be so bad, you will think that it was god's accident, or your luck.

Jacques: Ow, my nails!
Luis: What happened to Jacques?
Jacques: My Fingir Hurts More than Dingir

by mrbeast539275 December 22, 2024

My Back Hurts

A way for an overachiever can convey that their teammates arelacking the quality or quantity required; insufficient for a purpose of adding value to the team.

"Bro, you got a 40K/D!!! But we barely scrapped by that game."
"I had 1.2 K/D"
"Ahhhh, my back hurts?"

by Getbacker January 30, 2025

My Everything Hurts

A term used when you are in a lot of pain or just don't feel like doing anything.

I want to stay in bed, my everything hurts.

by BeanJar February 1, 2025

My Back Hurts

A term used to politely decline an offer to preform an action.

no, my back hurts

by My Back Hurts Share definition February 3, 2025

my dih hurt

My dih hurt used from males to explain that their penis (reggular or chode) (only circumcised) may be feeling injured for instance:

1 getting kicked in the dick
2 getting punched in the dick
3 landing on dick
4 crushing dick
5 she broke it doing a flip
.

Garry:not experiencing penile pain
Travis:experiencing dih pain

Travis, " gawd damnnit garry my dih hurt(gary kicked him it weiner)
Gary, " i hope your dih hurt

by Mr bum on coney Island March 2, 2025