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"wow that guy is Christian as fuck"
Christian by spunchboblover12 February 17, 2023
christian is a dumb fat bitch who loves to fuck dogs
yo that guys a christian he fucked a dog
Christian by lennisball March 3, 2023
christian is this hot guy and he makes eye contact with you 24/7. you hope he likes you but your not for sure. he lives on a dairy farm but he’s not a farmer kid at all. he’s really hot.
damn, is that christian? he’s so hot.
christian by anonymous March 11, 2023

Christiansplaining

When a religious figure such as a priest, a pastor, a youth leader- or a christian in general decides to justify and explain themselves and their actions- no matter how drastic it is.
"There you go- 'christiansplaining' everything!"

Christiansplaining

When a religious figure such as a Christian, a pastor, a priest, and or a youth leader tries to downplay and justify their actions through frequent over explanation, gaslighting, and manipulation. This is often results in further gaslightingand insulting
"ah, see there they are, christiansplaining on the TV. I swear if they keep christiansplaining I'm gonna barf.

christian and amiya 

Christian and Amiya are the best I'm jealous!!